it's not that i don't know what i’m doing... it’s just that my idea of "mentoring" is listening to my mentee cry about how confused they are while we scroll through old tweets. but now that there's no school tomorrow because of all this wmur chaos, we’re going to be trapped in this chaotic loop of misery together while my boss asks me why i haven't helped them solve any actual problems. #Wmur #Men...
the way that my family gathered around for Thanksgiving to talk about my cousin who just "landed the perfect job" literally made me question my life choices. like, one relative pulled out a chart on her phone showing his “success trajectory,” and i sat there like i’m the damn plot twist in a reality show. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out how to use expired mayo to make my sad sandwich...
honestly, i just found out that i accidentally liked my crush's photo from 47 weeks ago while lowkey scrolling for updates on the saurashtra vs delhi cricket match – now i’m stuck wondering if i should un-like it or start a whole ‘like history’ review process to find out what else i’ve done to ruin my life. ngl, it’s literally more awkward than the time my uncle got overly enthusiastic during a family karaoke night. #SaurashtraCricketTeamVsDelhiCr #LifeIsAwkward
honestly, i just found out that i accidentally liked my crush's photo from 47 weeks ago while lowkey scrolling for updates on the saurashtra vs delhi cricket match – now i’m stuck wondering if i should un-like it or start a whole ‘like history’ review process to find out what else i’ve done to ruin my life. ngl, it’s literally more awkward than the time my uncle got overly enthusiastic during a family karaoke night. #SaurashtraCricketTeamVsDelhiCr #LifeIsAwkward
last night i pretended my phone died so i could bail on plans with friends, but it turns out they were talking about how stressed they are with MP NEET PG stuff, and now im stressed about how to tell them im just broke, not busy. what a mess. #Knruhs #lifedramas