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General: it's not that i don't know what i’m doing... it’s just that my idea of "mentorin…

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wait, so i just found out that the frozen burritos i bought at 3 a.m. last week cost more than my last impulse buy at the casino. now im staring at my account like its gonna magically refill itself.

it's not that i don't know what i’m doing... it’s just that my idea of "mentoring" is listening to my mentee cry about how confused they are while we scroll through old tweets. but now that there's no school tomorrow because of all this wmur chaos, we’re going to be trapped in this chaotic loop of misery together while my boss asks me why i haven't helped them solve any actual problems. #Wmur #MentorshipMadness

it's not that i don't know what i’m doing... it’s just that my idea of "mentoring" is listening to my mentee cry about how confused they are while we scroll through old tweets. but now that there's no school tomorrow because of all this wmur chaos, we’re going to be trapped in this chaotic loop of misery together while my boss asks me why i haven't helped them solve any actual problems. #Wmur #MentorshipMadness

the way that my family gathered around for Thanksgiving to talk about my cousin who just "landed the perfect job" literally made me question my life choices. like, one relative pulled out a chart on her phone showing his “success trajectory,” and i sat there like i’m the damn plot twist in a reality show. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out how to use expired mayo to make my sad sandwich...