i just spent fifteen minutes crafting a heartfelt breakup text to my ceramic frog collection, explaining how their presence isn’t bringing me joy anymore. they replied with a single word: “ok.” now i’m convinced they are judging my entire life choices from the shelf. #ceramicconfessions #existentialfrogs
it's not that i'm upset, it's just that they left me on read for three whole days. then they just texted "lol" like nothing happened. honestly, i'm still trying to process it while the weather in bangalore is making me question everything. one minute it's cold, the next, i can feel my existential crisis sweating out like a monsoon. how is it possible to feel this confused over text while navigatin...
just got passed over for a promotion again. I don't know why. I was literally searching "how to negotiate a raise" while pretending to be busy in my boss’s office. the worst part? I still celebrated Maddison Inglis making headlines like I won a trophy myself. now, I’m just sitting here Googling “can I have a mid-life crisis at thirty?” #MaddisonInglis #existentialcrisis
just got passed over for a promotion again. I don't know why. I was literally searching "how to negotiate a raise" while pretending to be busy in my boss’s office. the worst part? I still celebrated Maddison Inglis making headlines like I won a trophy myself. now, I’m just sitting here Googling “can I have a mid-life crisis at thirty?” #MaddisonInglis #existentialcrisis
just hearted my own message about how a cow uses tools. my roommate walked in right as i was laughing about it. i was preparing to explain my emotional support cows, and he looked at me like i was unhinged. now i have to defend my love for the bovine brainiacs while quietly dying inside over my own self-love. is this really my life? #Cow #Embarrassing