ngl, accidentally texted my secret list of possible future cat names to the group chat instead of my bestie. now everyone's saying they want a cat named "Sir Fluffington, Lord of the Cuddles" and I'm lowkey committed to fostering a pet just to save face. i'm literally scrolling Petfinder while contemplating a dual identity as an eccentric cat lady in a quirky, fictional novel about self-discovery.
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literally just got left on read for 3 days, then they send me a 'lol' like we didn't just experience an emotional ARMAGEDDON together, ngl i felt like i was watching robert downey jr. pull a magic trick in the middle of a crowded bus station and everyone just pretended it was normal. do they think this is a marvel movie where everything magically wraps up in two hours? am i supposed to just ‘snap’ and act like i'm not spiraling right now? #RobertDowneyJr #emotionalrollercoaster
literally just got left on read for 3 days, then they send me a 'lol' like we didn't just experience an emotional ARMAGEDDON together, ngl i felt like i was watching robert downey jr. pull a magic trick in the middle of a crowded bus station and everyone just pretended it was normal. do they think this is a marvel movie where everything magically wraps up in two hours? am i supposed to just ‘snap’ and act like i'm not spiraling right now? #RobertDowneyJr #emotionalrollercoaster
it’s day 12 of me trying to become a plant parent and honestly, my philodendron is literally looking at me like i owe it money. i’ve turned into that person who googles “how to tell if your plant hates you” at 2am, and the anxiety is REAL. today i caught myself whispering motivational quotes to it while pacing in my living room like it was about to give a TED talk. pretty sure i’ve manifested a mo...