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General: it’s day 12 of me trying to become a plant parent and honestly, my philodendron …

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literally just got left on read for 3 days, then they send me a 'lol' like we didn't just experience an emotional ARMAGEDDON together, ngl i felt like i was watching robert downey jr. pull a magic trick in the middle of a crowded bus station and everyone just pretended it was normal. do they think this is a marvel movie where everything magically wraps up in two hours? am i supposed to just ‘snap’...

it’s day 12 of me trying to become a plant parent and honestly, my philodendron is literally looking at me like i owe it money. i’ve turned into that person who googles “how to tell if your plant hates you” at 2am, and the anxiety is REAL. today i caught myself whispering motivational quotes to it while pacing in my living room like it was about to give a TED talk. pretty sure i’ve manifested a more supportive relationship with this plant than any of my exes. #plantdrama #unhingedgardening

it’s day 12 of me trying to become a plant parent and honestly, my philodendron is literally looking at me like i owe it money. i’ve turned into that person who googles “how to tell if your plant hates you” at 2am, and the anxiety is REAL. today i caught myself whispering motivational quotes to it while pacing in my living room like it was about to give a TED talk. pretty sure i’ve manifested a more supportive relationship with this plant than any of my exes. #plantdrama #unhingedgardening

the way that taril share price just skyrocketed while i'm over here trying to figure out if i'm even capable of adulting is downright tragic. ngl, it feels like a personal attack, like the universe is mocking my cereal-for-dinner existence. idk how to feel about stocks jumping when my relationship just plummeted harder than my interest in anything except existential dread. what a time to be alive....