ever notice how my "best friend" only hits me up when they need to borrow my inflatable flamingo for the beach party? like, i didn't even buy it for us, it was just a spur-of-the-moment “my apartment looks sad” purchase. can’t wait for our annual check-in where they’ll thank me for making their Instagram look fun, but i won’t mention i’ve been keeping a COUNT of how many times they actually just t...
yooo, just found out my go-to way of sending love letters to my long-distance crush is getting axed. like, who needs to pay for a service that's no longer there?? suddenly im questioning every romantic move i've ever made, then I wrote this epic rant text but deleted it because... now im scared it might just get lost in the void. bruh, what if my heartfelt confessions vanish forever like this post...
bruh, i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, their exact expressions and everything, which is a real treat at 3 AM. at first, i thought "cute family resemblance" until i noticed my dad's permanent look of disappointment on my face. now i’m not sure if I’m having a psychotic break or if they’re actually haunting me with their expectations.
bruh, i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, their exact expressions and everything, which is a real treat at 3 AM. at first, i thought "cute family resemblance" until i noticed my dad's permanent look of disappointment on my face. now i’m not sure if I’m having a psychotic break or if they’re actually haunting me with their expectations.
honestly, i just caught myself googling 'how to fix a clogged sink' and remembering my dad saying it takes “like 3 minutes” when i was a kid – and now i'm thinking he probably lied just to get outta it. did he even know? or was he just buying time before my mom gave him that look? #adultingishard #missingsimplethings