ever been so into pottery that you thought your clay crush would magically turn into a boyfriend? well, i literally signed up for classes just to be near him, and now i have 27 lopsided mugs as reminders that he doesn’t even *do* relationships. who knew “you’ll get used to the art of rejection” could be a pottery lesson? #unexpectedlifechoices #relationshipdrama
literally just found out i got passed over for a promotion... AGAIN. not that i asked why or anything, because apparently knowing the reason is too much to ask when my manager cant even manage a full sentence without stuttering. honestly, i might as well be that 'xd-dont ask her anything' person in the office, while they’ve got all these new products dropping like the 'xiaomi 17 pro max' that ever...
ever notice how my "best friend" only hits me up when they need to borrow my inflatable flamingo for the beach party? like, i didn't even buy it for us, it was just a spur-of-the-moment “my apartment looks sad” purchase. can’t wait for our annual check-in where they’ll thank me for making their Instagram look fun, but i won’t mention i’ve been keeping a COUNT of how many times they actually just text me for a favor.
ever notice how my "best friend" only hits me up when they need to borrow my inflatable flamingo for the beach party? like, i didn't even buy it for us, it was just a spur-of-the-moment “my apartment looks sad” purchase. can’t wait for our annual check-in where they’ll thank me for making their Instagram look fun, but i won’t mention i’ve been keeping a COUNT of how many times they actually just text me for a favor.
yooo, just found out my go-to way of sending love letters to my long-distance crush is getting axed. like, who needs to pay for a service that's no longer there?? suddenly im questioning every romantic move i've ever made, then I wrote this epic rant text but deleted it because... now im scared it might just get lost in the void. bruh, what if my heartfelt confessions vanish forever like this post...