it's not that i don’t care about cybersecurity, bhai, it's just that every time i see my ex get engaged on social media, it feels like a punch in the gut, literally. my heart’s still buffering while their lives are streaming wedding plans, matlab kya yaar. i keep questioning if i should invest in better online protection or just my emotional one, but honestly, where do i even begin? sometimes it f...
yaar, matlab samjho na, when I saw Santos winning and getting all this hype, I couldn’t help but think about how I used to have a whole vibe around being someone’s cheerleader, like it was my full-time job. ab to bas shaadi ke posts dekhte dekhte sochti hoon, ki shayad mein ek baar thoda upar se enjoy karti. and then there’s me, sitting in my room with leftover pizza and too many candles lit like ...
not gonna lie, yaar, after seeing that wedding video where they threw a fifty-lakh celebration, I had a mini existential crisis, matlab, here I am struggling to keep my plant alive while they’re out here planting money trees. like, can we just start a trend where low-budget weddings involve no planning—just a decent cake and people in sweats? I'm honestly reconsidering my entire life. if that's the level of celebration needed, bhai, I'm just gonna have to put my whole life on pause, turn hermit, and train for an Olympic-level uninvited guest experience. #MuhamadAkmalSaleh #CringeLife
not gonna lie, yaar, after seeing that wedding video where they threw a fifty-lakh celebration, I had a mini existential crisis, matlab, here I am struggling to keep my plant alive while they’re out here planting money trees. like, can we just start a trend where low-budget weddings involve no planning—just a decent cake and people in sweats? I'm honestly reconsidering my entire life. if that's the level of celebration needed, bhai, I'm just gonna have to put my whole life on pause, turn hermit, and train for an Olympic-level uninvited guest experience. #MuhamadAkmalSaleh #CringeLife
the way that people talk about stocks like it’s a fun game. while i sit here counting the days till my next paycheck. no, seriously, everyone’s hyped about the new buzz around #VodafoneIdeaShare, but honestly, i’m just trying to avoid calls from family asking why my career hasn’t taken off. yaar, matlab samjho na, at this point, i would rather fake wealth on social media than face the reality of m...