it's not that i don’t want to travel, it's just… every time i think about booking a flight, like the ones to frankfurt, my bank account reminds me that daydreams are for the privileged. looking at all these cancellations feels like a sign that even the universe thinks i should stay put. honestly, i could barely manage a weekend getaway before all this. instead, i'm stuck replaying flights i missed...
it's not that i don’t care about cybersecurity, bhai, it's just that every time i see my ex get engaged on social media, it feels like a punch in the gut, literally. my heart’s still buffering while their lives are streaming wedding plans, matlab kya yaar. i keep questioning if i should invest in better online protection or just my emotional one, but honestly, where do i even begin? sometimes it f...
yaar, matlab samjho na, when I saw Santos winning and getting all this hype, I couldn’t help but think about how I used to have a whole vibe around being someone’s cheerleader, like it was my full-time job. ab to bas shaadi ke posts dekhte dekhte sochti hoon, ki shayad mein ek baar thoda upar se enjoy karti. and then there’s me, sitting in my room with leftover pizza and too many candles lit like a pathetic sitcom episode—kyunki kya pata, mood thoda set ho jaaye. if this is what a win looks like, then my losses should definitely come with a dramatic soundtrack, right? #SantosVsVeloClube #singlelife
yaar, matlab samjho na, when I saw Santos winning and getting all this hype, I couldn’t help but think about how I used to have a whole vibe around being someone’s cheerleader, like it was my full-time job. ab to bas shaadi ke posts dekhte dekhte sochti hoon, ki shayad mein ek baar thoda upar se enjoy karti. and then there’s me, sitting in my room with leftover pizza and too many candles lit like a pathetic sitcom episode—kyunki kya pata, mood thoda set ho jaaye. if this is what a win looks like, then my losses should definitely come with a dramatic soundtrack, right? #SantosVsVeloClube #singlelife
not gonna lie, yaar, after seeing that wedding video where they threw a fifty-lakh celebration, I had a mini existential crisis, matlab, here I am struggling to keep my plant alive while they’re out here planting money trees. like, can we just start a trend where low-budget weddings involve no planning—just a decent cake and people in sweats? I'm honestly reconsidering my entire life. if that's th...