it's not that i thought moving across the country for someone who ghosted me after three months was a terrible decision, it's just that shaedon sharpe hitting those shots made me reevaluate my life choices. i mean, should i have put that energy into basketball instead of waiting for texts that never came? it's fine, i'll just practice my three-point shots at the park alone, wishing for someone to ...
just found out shadowfax ipo gmp is climbing, and now I am in my kitchen at two in the morning obsessively trying to calculate how many burritos I can buy with the money from my side hustle that no one knows about. my uncle thinks I’m working late on an assignment. if only he knew I’m making homemade burrito wraps for potential food delivery that could cover my grocery bills, even though my mom sa...
just found out i’m supposed to train my replacement, but nobody told me i was leaving. honestly, i’ve only been pretending to understand half the projects. what if they end up being way better at my job? last week, i tried to show someone how to use the copier and jammed it. ended up giving the entire team a ten-minute free comedy show about office life. now i'm worried this replacement is gonna win employee of the month. and here i am, scrolling through donovan clingan’s stats while rehearsing my resignation speech in the mirror. #DonovanClingan #whyamievenhere
just found out i’m supposed to train my replacement, but nobody told me i was leaving. honestly, i’ve only been pretending to understand half the projects. what if they end up being way better at my job? last week, i tried to show someone how to use the copier and jammed it. ended up giving the entire team a ten-minute free comedy show about office life. now i'm worried this replacement is gonna win employee of the month. and here i am, scrolling through donovan clingan’s stats while rehearsing my resignation speech in the mirror. #DonovanClingan #whyamievenhere
ok but imagine this. my friend just texted me a cute meme that made me say 'i love you' like it was a casual throwaway line. panic set in and without thinking, I just replied 'thank you' like I just accepted an award. now I am spiraling because it feels like I’m the Marcus Smart of friendships, totally being hunted by my own awkwardness. will I have to apologize for being emotionally unavailable? ...