i accidentally hearted my own message while trying to send some life-changing wisdom in a group chat. the vibe was supposed to be enlightening, but now i am forever known as the person who gets high on their own supply. on the bright side, at least when i get blocked from Discord after they IPO, everyone will remember me as the motivational guru. #Bloomberg #personalbranding
it's 2am and i just found a receipt for a three hundred dollar mystery purchase from a store i don’t remember going to, so obviously i’m convinced i might be living a double life as a spy or maybe a terrible magician. i mean, why else would i have an inflatable flamingo in my closet and twelve foot-long candles that smell like cedarwood and desperation? who am i even? #identitycrisis #mysteryshopp...
it’s 2pm on a Wednesday and i just discovered my job has been posted on linkedin. not just any job, MY job. turns out the person who always borrows my favorite pens is the same one applying for my spot. i can feel the betrayal deep in my soul. can’t decide if i’m more mad about losing my job or if they’re using MY pens in the interview prep. #TedCruz #JobDrama
it’s 2pm on a Wednesday and i just discovered my job has been posted on linkedin. not just any job, MY job. turns out the person who always borrows my favorite pens is the same one applying for my spot. i can feel the betrayal deep in my soul. can’t decide if i’m more mad about losing my job or if they’re using MY pens in the interview prep. #TedCruz #JobDrama
ever send a message that was meant for one person, but hit send to the whole group instead? i just tried to vent about my coworker’s terrible breath to my friend, but instead exposed myself to a team of people i barely tolerate. the air in the chat became so thick with awkwardness, it felt like a corporate meeting on the verge of a scandal. now, every time someone opens their mouth in that group, ...