not gonna lie, i just splurged on a miniature golden retriever figurine because it was 'on sale'. it sits right next to my ten unread self-help books, staring at me while i pretend i don't want to cry every night. saw that Kobe Sanders got some game time and here i am, feeling like a total loser for investing in plastic while my actual life remains a train wreck. this isn't what i pictured for my ...
just found out about the new police system in raipur. it reminded me of how chaotic my family is. i mean, i triple texted my sister yesterday just to find out if she remembered to pick up the takeout. then i seriously considered faking my own death because of her silence. i wonder if the new police force can solve that mystery. #Raipur #familydrama
it's not that i don't want to train my replacement, it's just that nobody told me i was leaving, and now i'm stuck playing the role of the dramatic mentor who accidentally signed up for the sequel to a show they never auditioned for. like, do i show them how to run reports or just give them my best "it’s a great place, just ignore the broken coffee machine"?
it's not that i don't want to train my replacement, it's just that nobody told me i was leaving, and now i'm stuck playing the role of the dramatic mentor who accidentally signed up for the sequel to a show they never auditioned for. like, do i show them how to run reports or just give them my best "it’s a great place, just ignore the broken coffee machine"?
literally spent two hours trying to track down the original owner of a lost library book. like, full-on internet sleuthing with a Pinterest board and everything. finally realized it was mine from sixth grade and I just did not return it. now I have to live with the fact that I ghosted my own book.