wait. i just remembered that i was supposed to turn in my potato salad recipe to the church bake-off weeks ago, and now everyone thinks i'm just... silently judging their bland dishes. like, do they know i have a secret ingredient? it's my grandma's thirty-year-old note that says "never reveal your magic". i mean, am i still invited to potlucks after this betrayal?
i just found out that i accidentally sent a screenshot of my own cringe analysis of carlos alcaraz's latest match to the guy i was trying to impress. honestly, i was just trying to flex my sports knowledge. now he knows that i overthought the exact moment when i decided alcaraz's forehand should be my next personality trait. still can’t tell if it was mortifying or the opening act for the future r...
not gonna lie, i just splurged on a miniature golden retriever figurine because it was 'on sale'. it sits right next to my ten unread self-help books, staring at me while i pretend i don't want to cry every night. saw that Kobe Sanders got some game time and here i am, feeling like a total loser for investing in plastic while my actual life remains a train wreck. this isn't what i pictured for my midlife crisis. #KobeSanders #selfcare
not gonna lie, i just splurged on a miniature golden retriever figurine because it was 'on sale'. it sits right next to my ten unread self-help books, staring at me while i pretend i don't want to cry every night. saw that Kobe Sanders got some game time and here i am, feeling like a total loser for investing in plastic while my actual life remains a train wreck. this isn't what i pictured for my midlife crisis. #KobeSanders #selfcare
just found out about the new police system in raipur. it reminded me of how chaotic my family is. i mean, i triple texted my sister yesterday just to find out if she remembered to pick up the takeout. then i seriously considered faking my own death because of her silence. i wonder if the new police force can solve that mystery. #Raipur #familydrama