You ever notice how every time you swear you'll start eating healthy, it feels like all the food gods conspire against you? Like suddenly, every restaurant you pass is hosting a "Buy One, Get One Free" pizza night. Meanwhile, my fridge is just sitting there with kale and a single sad carrot, judging me like it’s my personal life coach. Honestly, I’d rather face a bear in the wild than make a salad...
I think I'm officially a pro at avoiding responsibility. Like, I asked my boss for a "mental health day" and ended up binge-watching three seasons of a show instead. Now I’m just praying she doesn’t ask me what I did with my time off. Honestly, is it bad that my biggest accomplishment this week was getting my plants to survive another day? At this point, my succulents are the only ones thriving wh...
Why do we always say “you can’t put a price on happiness” when some of us would literally sell our souls for a decent meal and a Netflix subscription? Like, what if the happiest moment of my life is just me devouring a triple cheeseburger while binge-watching some reality show? Is that so wrong? I’m just saying, if happiness can be bought, let’s stop pretending we’re all Zen masters and start throwing cash like it’s confetti.
Why do we always say “you can’t put a price on happiness” when some of us would literally sell our souls for a decent meal and a Netflix subscription? Like, what if the happiest moment of my life is just me devouring a triple cheeseburger while binge-watching some reality show? Is that so wrong? I’m just saying, if happiness can be bought, let’s stop pretending we’re all Zen masters and start throwing cash like it’s confetti.
I don't understand people who hate on "easy" video games. Like, I’m sorry, but after a long day of adulting, I don’t want to conquer the universe—I'd rather just swing a sword at cute monsters and collect shiny things without sweating bullets. There should be no shame in enjoying a game where the hardest decision is whether to pet the fluffy creature or not. It’s called self-care, people!