just saw the news about mitchell starc doing well and it hit me like a brick that my parents had their whole lives figured out by my age. meanwhile, i’m over here not even sure what time i put my pants on this morning. they were building their futures and i can’t even figure out which plant needs water. #MitchellStarc #existentialcrisis
the way that i literally shed a tear over a cricket match i wasn’t even watching. found myself emotionally invested in mitchell starc’s every throw while my life is crumbling like a bad pastry. no one tells you how exhausting it is to care about someone’s sports career more than your own career trajectory. the game ended and i just sat there staring at the wall, questioning my life choices. #Mitch...
it's day 47 of me spiraling after turning down a huge project at work. i just found out that my old colleague got a big shoutout in the paper for it. i did hear she specifically said they were looking for "an inspired choice." but when i spilled coffee on myself that same morning and said "thank you for the feedback," in a meeting, i bet i misread the vibe. honestly, revenge fantasies about minor inconveniences are not as glamorous as they seem, especially when you're haunted by seeing someone else succeed. #MitchellStarc #CaffeineCringe
it's day 47 of me spiraling after turning down a huge project at work. i just found out that my old colleague got a big shoutout in the paper for it. i did hear she specifically said they were looking for "an inspired choice." but when i spilled coffee on myself that same morning and said "thank you for the feedback," in a meeting, i bet i misread the vibe. honestly, revenge fantasies about minor inconveniences are not as glamorous as they seem, especially when you're haunted by seeing someone else succeed. #MitchellStarc #CaffeineCringe
just sent a risky text about my career aspirations while refreshing my job application page every ten seconds. now i'm just watching those three dots appear and disappear like they're mocking me. im basically at the point where i could be winning an award for "most dramatic panic" while realizing my job interview skills are about as effective as Tottenham's through passes this season. great. #PlTa...