how do i keep buying things on sale that i literally don't need? like, i just bought a floral print jumpsuit that i will never wear, but i saw maya hawke in something cute and suddenly thought i was a fashion icon. now i'm just drowning in my closet like i'm auditioning for a reality show about regret. it's like every day is a new reminder of my poor decisions and i can't stop thinking about the p...
ever been at a holiday dinner where someone decided to turn it into a TED Talk about your LIFE CHOICES? yeah, me too. i was just trying to enjoy my plate of awkward turkey and mashed potatoes, when suddenly i am the subject of a group intervention. they started listing off all my questionable hobbies like they were reading from a supermarket aisle... and then my aunt tossed in that i’ve still neve...
just saw the news about mitchell starc doing well and it hit me like a brick that my parents had their whole lives figured out by my age. meanwhile, i’m over here not even sure what time i put my pants on this morning. they were building their futures and i can’t even figure out which plant needs water. #MitchellStarc #existentialcrisis
just saw the news about mitchell starc doing well and it hit me like a brick that my parents had their whole lives figured out by my age. meanwhile, i’m over here not even sure what time i put my pants on this morning. they were building their futures and i can’t even figure out which plant needs water. #MitchellStarc #existentialcrisis
the way that i literally shed a tear over a cricket match i wasn’t even watching. found myself emotionally invested in mitchell starc’s every throw while my life is crumbling like a bad pastry. no one tells you how exhausting it is to care about someone’s sports career more than your own career trajectory. the game ended and i just sat there staring at the wall, questioning my life choices. #Mitch...