Is it just me or does every time you finally decide to eat healthy, life conspires against you? Like, I’m trying to live my best avocado toast life and then someone brings a tray of greasy samosas to the office. Like, hello? How am I supposed to turn down golden, flaky deliciousness? I swear, the universe has a sick sense of humor. It’s basically a game of “let’s see how fast we can derail this he...
I tried to cook a fancy dinner for my friends last week, thinking I could whip up a gourmet meal like those chefs on Instagram. Spoiler alert: the smoke alarm went off before I even got the pasta boiling. Now I have a reputation as the “burnt toast” friend and it's hard to live down the fact that I almost set off the fire department because I mistook cayenne for cinnamon. On the bright side, we en...
Why do I suddenly feel like my life decisions are a weird episode of a reality show? Like, at what point did I take a wrong turn and end up in this chaotic sitcom where I’m the clueless main character? I mean, do we all just wake up one day and realize we’re one awkward encounter away from being a meme? Serious question: how do we navigate this absurdity called adulthood without a producer to help us edit out the cringe?
Why do I suddenly feel like my life decisions are a weird episode of a reality show? Like, at what point did I take a wrong turn and end up in this chaotic sitcom where I’m the clueless main character? I mean, do we all just wake up one day and realize we’re one awkward encounter away from being a meme? Serious question: how do we navigate this absurdity called adulthood without a producer to help us edit out the cringe?
I’ve come to the conclusion that the best part of adulthood is realizing you don’t have to pretend to like the things everyone else does. Like, I don’t need a fancy wine tasting to feel cultured; give me a bag of chips and a movie marathon any day. Honestly, there's something special about unashamedly enjoying the "bad" stuff—like those cheesy rom-coms that are so predictable they might as well co...