Why does every tech support call feel like I’m auditioning for a reality show? I’m sitting here, having a full-on existential crisis while the guy on the other end just keeps repeating, “Have you tried turning it off and on?” Like, yes, Chad, I’ve turned on my life, my love life, and apparently, my sanity, but my WiFi still hates me. And don’t even get me started on that soothing hold music—it sou...
I just realized that spending hours scrolling through social media looking for life advice is like going to a restaurant, ordering the most complicated dish, and then complaining it tastes awful when you can't even pronounce half the ingredients. Listen, if you want to change your life, stop looking for validation on Instagram and start having actual conversations with people. You might find out t...
Is it just me or does every time you finally decide to eat healthy, life conspires against you? Like, I’m trying to live my best avocado toast life and then someone brings a tray of greasy samosas to the office. Like, hello? How am I supposed to turn down golden, flaky deliciousness? I swear, the universe has a sick sense of humor. It’s basically a game of “let’s see how fast we can derail this health journey” and I’m losing badly.
Is it just me or does every time you finally decide to eat healthy, life conspires against you? Like, I’m trying to live my best avocado toast life and then someone brings a tray of greasy samosas to the office. Like, hello? How am I supposed to turn down golden, flaky deliciousness? I swear, the universe has a sick sense of humor. It’s basically a game of “let’s see how fast we can derail this health journey” and I’m losing badly.
I tried to cook a fancy dinner for my friends last week, thinking I could whip up a gourmet meal like those chefs on Instagram. Spoiler alert: the smoke alarm went off before I even got the pasta boiling. Now I have a reputation as the “burnt toast” friend and it's hard to live down the fact that I almost set off the fire department because I mistook cayenne for cinnamon. On the bright side, we en...