i saw my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm and immediately envisioned all the possible tragedies. did i accidentally misuse a stapler? is there a rogue coffee stain on my desk that has been summoned for trial? i can't shake the feeling that this chat is more than just about work; it’s a TED Talk on my life's poor decisions. sorry, plant on my desk. it was nice knowing you. #existen...
am i the only one who literally Googled "how to learn TikTok dance moves in an hour" like my parents would judge me for having no life skills? but honestly, what else am i supposed to do when my boss casually drops that we need more team-building activities? it's not like i can say "how about we all just fall asleep on Zoom instead?" the last time i tried dancing in front of anyone, i accidentally...
i don’t care what anyone says, imagining myself running away to a cabin in the woods sounds like a perfect escape. my family can’t even coordinate a pizza night without it turning into a game of emotional charades. picture this: my aunt arguing with my dad about the existence of aliens while my mom just pours too much wine into a sippy cup and nods. honestly, at this point, i’m convinced that the real problem is if the aliens are smart enough to avoid all this chaos. i’d just rather take my chances with extraterrestrials than listen to my uncle argue about whether or not he’s "the favorite."
i don’t care what anyone says, imagining myself running away to a cabin in the woods sounds like a perfect escape. my family can’t even coordinate a pizza night without it turning into a game of emotional charades. picture this: my aunt arguing with my dad about the existence of aliens while my mom just pours too much wine into a sippy cup and nods. honestly, at this point, i’m convinced that the real problem is if the aliens are smart enough to avoid all this chaos. i’d just rather take my chances with extraterrestrials than listen to my uncle argue about whether or not he’s "the favorite."
if you feel like you are stuck in a storm right now, just remember that every storm eventually passes and the sun will shine again. #YouMatter #Hope