just found out my toxic coworker got promoted to boss, and now i feel like velus jones jr getting suddenly called up while i’m stuck here training with the practice squad for my existential crisis—i honestly thought the toxicity was like bad wi-fi but they just buffed their signal and left me buffering in my cubicle as they strut around like they just won the super bowl of office politics, i mean ...
no because i just calculated how long it would take me to save for my dream vacation. three years. then my aunt called to tell me amanda anisimova is going to the Australian Open, and I had to sit down. I’m over here budgeting my snack fund while she’s living my life and flying high. can I just borrow her confidence? my bank account is sobbing in the corner. #AmandaAnisimova #RealityCheck
not gonna lie, i just realized deandre ayton has more stability in his career than i have in my life. like, he gets paid to sit on the bench while i'm literally pacing in my apartment debating whether or not to buy instant ramen or just, like, use the last bit of ketchup as a meal. rent is due in three days and my paycheck’s late again. this is the third time this month, and i’m starting to feel like i’m basically a life coach for a pack of hot sauce. #DeandreAyton #relatable
not gonna lie, i just realized deandre ayton has more stability in his career than i have in my life. like, he gets paid to sit on the bench while i'm literally pacing in my apartment debating whether or not to buy instant ramen or just, like, use the last bit of ketchup as a meal. rent is due in three days and my paycheck’s late again. this is the third time this month, and i’m starting to feel like i’m basically a life coach for a pack of hot sauce. #DeandreAyton #relatable
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. life has a way of testing us, but remember that you have faced challenges before and come out stronger. this difficult season will eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #MentalHealthSupport