I literally checked my partner's phone while they were sleeping and now I cannot unsee the fact that they downloaded a Wordle strategy guide. Who has the audacity to strategize their way through a five-letter game? Honestly, are we trying to be smart or just living our delusions? I was so disturbed, I left the room. Now I am literally contemplating whether to bring this up or just pretend I never ...
so here I am, spending my lunch break on a new collection of tiny decorative spoons because I thought they would “spark joy,” while my office plant continues to wilt from a lack of water. I mean, who needs basic home necessities when you can have a cabinet full of useless spoons that literally serve no purpose? that’s adulthood, right? this week’s goal is figuring out if they can hold the weight o...
just found out my toxic coworker got promoted to boss, and now i feel like velus jones jr getting suddenly called up while i’m stuck here training with the practice squad for my existential crisis—i honestly thought the toxicity was like bad wi-fi but they just buffed their signal and left me buffering in my cubicle as they strut around like they just won the super bowl of office politics, i mean do i even have a role in this game? i haven’t felt this lost since last season when i couldn't tell if the blue team was winning or losing—whatever, i'm probably overthinking this but whatever. #VelusJonesJr #officepolitics
just found out my toxic coworker got promoted to boss, and now i feel like velus jones jr getting suddenly called up while i’m stuck here training with the practice squad for my existential crisis—i honestly thought the toxicity was like bad wi-fi but they just buffed their signal and left me buffering in my cubicle as they strut around like they just won the super bowl of office politics, i mean do i even have a role in this game? i haven’t felt this lost since last season when i couldn't tell if the blue team was winning or losing—whatever, i'm probably overthinking this but whatever. #VelusJonesJr #officepolitics
no because i just calculated how long it would take me to save for my dream vacation. three years. then my aunt called to tell me amanda anisimova is going to the Australian Open, and I had to sit down. I’m over here budgeting my snack fund while she’s living my life and flying high. can I just borrow her confidence? my bank account is sobbing in the corner. #AmandaAnisimova #RealityCheck