day 47 of avoiding my responsibilities. i turned down an invitation to an "interesting event" last week. then spent three hours obsessively Googling what i missed, convinced i’d find a secret cult meeting where they hand out free tacos. turns out, it was just a blue-themed dinner party with four people talking about the color blue and someone's mom's lasagna recipe—my ultimate fear: missing out on...
yooo, just found out about this Knicks vs Pistons game, right? made me remember when my plant said it wasn’t ready for more sun. six months later, it’s thriving in the window and my life is just...dark and full of dust. meanwhile, i’m over here struggling to water my self-esteem and it’s wilting faster than my dinner plans. clearly, my only consistent relationship is with the takeaway menu, and th...
not gonna lie, i just scrolled through my old cooking videos and actually contemplated sending my rendition of 'microwave pasta' to the Food Network. they are going to call me next Iron Chef because who doesn’t love a soggy noodle at eleven PM?
not gonna lie, i just scrolled through my old cooking videos and actually contemplated sending my rendition of 'microwave pasta' to the Food Network. they are going to call me next Iron Chef because who doesn’t love a soggy noodle at eleven PM?
just saw the news about the broomfield fire and realized my parents were my age when they were already paying their mortgage. meanwhile, i can't even remember to feed myself lunch. how is it possible they had everything figured out while i’m over here googling 'how to adult' and hoping my phone battery doesn't die in the process? if this fire spreads any closer, i might just evacuate my dignity al...