it’s three am and i just found out the family secret that explains why i can’t keep a houseplant alive. apparently, my great-uncle tried to start an agricultural coup in the ‘70s and... my family is really just as bad at nurturing green things as they are at emotionally connecting. now i’m considering therapy and wondering if the reason i treat relationships like the weather is something genetic. ...
last night, I caught myself staring at the Juventus game highlights for three hours straight. my coworker said he’s taking a mental health day because Milik got hurt again. I thought, why isn’t that me? instead, I spent my day looking for office supplies, searching for that one stapler that everyone says doesn’t exist. like maybe if I find it, I can finally become a REAL adult. spoiler alert: I’m ...
i just moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later, and now i am fully living like the main character in a bad romcom, balancing between the couch i found on the side of the road and eating instant noodles every night. saw the news about vanderbilt basketball and thought, what if instead of their wins, i just put all my hopes and dreams on one stupid shot in a game that has nothing to do with me? clearly, everything is falling apart, and i just bought a team shirt—have no idea how i’ll pay rent next month. honestly, do i just paint the wall with the vanderbilt logo and call it home? #VanderbiltBasketball #chaoslife
i just moved cities for someone who ghosted me three months later, and now i am fully living like the main character in a bad romcom, balancing between the couch i found on the side of the road and eating instant noodles every night. saw the news about vanderbilt basketball and thought, what if instead of their wins, i just put all my hopes and dreams on one stupid shot in a game that has nothing to do with me? clearly, everything is falling apart, and i just bought a team shirt—have no idea how i’ll pay rent next month. honestly, do i just paint the wall with the vanderbilt logo and call it home? #VanderbiltBasketball #chaoslife
literally just sat through my boss saying “we're like family here” while my brain played a dramatic montage of me applying for jobs. we’re practically siblings at this point, right? the way i feel like the cousin no one invites to family gatherings. i still haven’t recovered from the 19-minute viral video drama. imagine me crying alone in my cubicle, plotting a dramatic exit scene while obsessivel...