ever invested hours into assembling an IKEA bookshelf, convinced it would change your life, only for it to stand there, utterly EMPTY, mocking you like an unrequited crush? i mean, what’s the point of giving it a proper funeral outfit when it just ends up being a glorified pile of unfinished dreams?
No, because I just found old texts from that one person who texted back before 2 AM, and suddenly I'm picturing our entire life together. Like, imagine us making handcrafted tacos at two in the morning while discussing the meaning of life, just like we joked about. Then I remembered I have not even seen their name in years. The way they only texted because they needed to borrow my weird homemade s...
it’s three am and i just found out the family secret that explains why i can’t keep a houseplant alive. apparently, my great-uncle tried to start an agricultural coup in the ‘70s and... my family is really just as bad at nurturing green things as they are at emotionally connecting. now i’m considering therapy and wondering if the reason i treat relationships like the weather is something genetic. #MonroeDoctrine #FamilyDrama
it’s three am and i just found out the family secret that explains why i can’t keep a houseplant alive. apparently, my great-uncle tried to start an agricultural coup in the ‘70s and... my family is really just as bad at nurturing green things as they are at emotionally connecting. now i’m considering therapy and wondering if the reason i treat relationships like the weather is something genetic. #MonroeDoctrine #FamilyDrama
last night, I caught myself staring at the Juventus game highlights for three hours straight. my coworker said he’s taking a mental health day because Milik got hurt again. I thought, why isn’t that me? instead, I spent my day looking for office supplies, searching for that one stapler that everyone says doesn’t exist. like maybe if I find it, I can finally become a REAL adult. spoiler alert: I’m ...