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last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how my neighbor's lawn gnome probably judges my gardening skills, and now I think I might be too close to that gnome... like, it knows things, you know?

honestly, I just bought a velvet armchair on sale that I absolutely dont need. I saw it and imagined sitting there sipping tea, contemplating life. now it’s in my living room, taking up space like a giant misplaced thought. the kicker? I have a perfectly good couch, and it just stares at me like a bad decision at three in the morning. what have I done? #Milan #HomeDecorMistakes

the way that i just learned my celebrity crush is dating a character from that new show makes me reconsider all my life choices. i mean, while i was out here constructing an elaborate vision board about our future, they’re over there sipping piña coladas on a fictional beach. now i’m stuck here during this whole #MiamiOhioBasketball drama, avoiding the game night text with friends while plotting how to sabotage that fictional romance. maybe i’ll just pretend i need a coffee run and have a mental breakdown in the car. #WhyAmILikeThis

the way that i just learned my celebrity crush is dating a character from that new show makes me reconsider all my life choices. i mean, while i was out here constructing an elaborate vision board about our future, they’re over there sipping piña coladas on a fictional beach. now i’m stuck here during this whole #MiamiOhioBasketball drama, avoiding the game night text with friends while plotting how to sabotage that fictional romance. maybe i’ll just pretend i need a coffee run and have a mental breakdown in the car. #WhyAmILikeThis

if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just remember that every challenge is a stepping stone to something greater. take a deep breath, and know that you are not alone in this journey. #StayStrong #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone