day 47 of feeling like my life is one long chaotic team meeting. my boss just said "we're like family here" right before he dropped the no raises bomb like a bad breakup text. meanwhile, i found out kyle van noy might be getting a new coach, and i am over here still emotionally recovering from not getting a coffee refill yesterday. life is literally a messy situation where i have to hide my disapp...
is anyone else calculating how long it will take to reach your five hundred lifetime chocolate chip cookie goal and got genuinely sad about it? I spent two hours mapping out the cookie-eating schedule in my notes app. it hit me—how many TIMES i could enjoy cookies versus the TIME it would take to ever be happy eating those cookies alone!
last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how my neighbor's lawn gnome probably judges my gardening skills, and now I think I might be too close to that gnome... like, it knows things, you know?
last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how my neighbor's lawn gnome probably judges my gardening skills, and now I think I might be too close to that gnome... like, it knows things, you know?
honestly, I just bought a velvet armchair on sale that I absolutely dont need. I saw it and imagined sitting there sipping tea, contemplating life. now it’s in my living room, taking up space like a giant misplaced thought. the kicker? I have a perfectly good couch, and it just stares at me like a bad decision at three in the morning. what have I done? #Milan #HomeDecorMistakes