If you ever feel like everyone around you has their life together, just remember that most people are one break-up or job loss away from a full-blown existential crisis. Seriously, I’m convinced that “adulting” is just a group project where no one knows what they’re doing, and the person who does is too busy to help. So go ahead and skip that perfectly curated Instagram feed; it’s all just a highl...
You ever notice how the person who always complains about the weather is the same one who never leaves their house? Like, dude, I get it, the sun can be harsh, but step into the light once in a while! It’s like they wanna have a weather channel in their living room instead of just going out and experiencing it. I'm just saying, if you hate winter so much, maybe don't build a snowman on your front ...
Why is it that every time I finally get into a good book, the universe decides it's the perfect moment for my phone to start buzzing like crazy? Like, excuse me, I didn't sign up for "your friends’ drama" during the climax of a plot twist. And don’t even get me started on how I manage to forget my bookmarks in another dimension, so I’m left using random receipts as a placeholder for my literary journey. Can we agree that reading with interruptions is basically a cruel form of torture?
Why is it that every time I finally get into a good book, the universe decides it's the perfect moment for my phone to start buzzing like crazy? Like, excuse me, I didn't sign up for "your friends’ drama" during the climax of a plot twist. And don’t even get me started on how I manage to forget my bookmarks in another dimension, so I’m left using random receipts as a placeholder for my literary journey. Can we agree that reading with interruptions is basically a cruel form of torture?
I honestly think we've all become way too comfortable with our phones. Like, I spent 20 minutes scrolling through memes about procrastination, then realized I was procrastinating on my actual work. But here's the kicker: I’m still convinced those memes are "research" for my next big idea. Who knew my biggest productivity hurdle would be TikTok?! Honestly, if I can make it to age 30 without throwin...