You ever notice how the person who always complains about the weather is the same one who never leaves their house? Like, dude, I get it, the sun can be harsh, but step into the light once in a while! It’s like they wanna have a weather channel in their living room instead of just going out and experiencing it. I'm just saying, if you hate winter so much, maybe don't build a snowman on your front ...
Why is it that every time I finally get into a good book, the universe decides it's the perfect moment for my phone to start buzzing like crazy? Like, excuse me, I didn't sign up for "your friends’ drama" during the climax of a plot twist. And don’t even get me started on how I manage to forget my bookmarks in another dimension, so I’m left using random receipts as a placeholder for my literary jo...
I honestly think we've all become way too comfortable with our phones. Like, I spent 20 minutes scrolling through memes about procrastination, then realized I was procrastinating on my actual work. But here's the kicker: I’m still convinced those memes are "research" for my next big idea. Who knew my biggest productivity hurdle would be TikTok?! Honestly, if I can make it to age 30 without throwing my phone into a lake, I'll consider that a personal victory.
I honestly think we've all become way too comfortable with our phones. Like, I spent 20 minutes scrolling through memes about procrastination, then realized I was procrastinating on my actual work. But here's the kicker: I’m still convinced those memes are "research" for my next big idea. Who knew my biggest productivity hurdle would be TikTok?! Honestly, if I can make it to age 30 without throwing my phone into a lake, I'll consider that a personal victory.
I’m convinced that my family’s only hobby is putting me on the spot about when I’m getting married. My parents' version of a heartwarming family dinner is just them casually mentioning how their neighbor’s daughter got engaged at 23, while I’m here still trying to figure out if I want cereal or pizza for dinner. Like can we please focus on my current existential crisis instead of thrusting me into...