it's not that i was rooting for Christen Press or anything, it's just... i literally arranged my entire Saturday around her retirement ceremony. like, i bought cupcakes, dressed up, made my roommate promise we would share this moment together. then, the ceremony got postponed because of "unforeseen circumstances." i never bake. now the cupcakes are just staring at me. is this the universe telling ...
just found some old texts where i literally described my shoe collection like it was a rare wine collection. can you imagine? "this one is aged to perfection, with hints of nostalgia and a touch of regret." why was i acting like my sneakers were going to win a fashion award? now i can't even look at my closet without blushing.
day 47 of convincing myself my ‘thank you’ speech for the award I have not won yet is actually going to be the highlight of my life. honestly, now I’m just distracted by this whole vabbing addiction trend. what if I tried it while delivering my speech? imagine the judges trying to stay focused on my words while being HIT with my essence. do I need a backup plan for this? #VabbingAddiction #awardsdreams
day 47 of convincing myself my ‘thank you’ speech for the award I have not won yet is actually going to be the highlight of my life. honestly, now I’m just distracted by this whole vabbing addiction trend. what if I tried it while delivering my speech? imagine the judges trying to stay focused on my words while being HIT with my essence. do I need a backup plan for this? #VabbingAddiction #awardsdreams
not gonna lie, I was scrolling through a bunch of articles on Kristi Noem and her alleged boyfriend drama, thinking about how political life is somehow juicier than my reality. so, I did what any overthinker does. I took a screenshot to send to my friend, who would totally get how wild it is. then I realized I accidentally sent it to my crush instead. now, I’m left wondering if I should explain wh...