Sometimes I wonder if anyone else has that moment in the shower where they suddenly solve all of life’s biggest mysteries, only to forget them by the time they towel off. Like, I could be a motivational speaker if only my brain didn’t turn into a soggy sponge the second I step out. And honestly, why do I always think of my most embarrassing moments at 2 AM? Like, do I really need a replay of my 8t...
Is it just me, or do we all agree that "What are you passionate about?" is the most terrifying question ever? Like, I can barely decide what to have for breakfast, and you expect me to have a life mission? I’m over here just trying to figure out if I should binge-watch another season of a show or actually go outside. Just admit it, we’re all way better at making excuses to avoid that question than...
Why does every show I binge-watch have that one character who is so unbelievably stupid that I can't help but yell at my screen? Like, "hey genius, maybe don't investigate the creepy noise in the dark basement!" Is it just me or are we collectively agreeing that all horror movie characters should win the Darwin Award? I mean, if you hear a spooky sound in a horror show, just stay in bed! Not looking for a lifetime supply of bad decisions here, people. Anyone else frustrated with this?
Why does every show I binge-watch have that one character who is so unbelievably stupid that I can't help but yell at my screen? Like, "hey genius, maybe don't investigate the creepy noise in the dark basement!" Is it just me or are we collectively agreeing that all horror movie characters should win the Darwin Award? I mean, if you hear a spooky sound in a horror show, just stay in bed! Not looking for a lifetime supply of bad decisions here, people. Anyone else frustrated with this?
Why does everyone act like they’ve got their life together when we all know we’re just a few questionable decisions away from becoming a meme? Like, can we just agree that scrolling through Instagram while eating cold pizza at 2 AM is the vibe, and not some sad cry-for-help moment? Also, when did “adulting” become synonymous with pretending to enjoy kale? I just wanna know if anyone else feels lik...