Is it just me, or do we all agree that "What are you passionate about?" is the most terrifying question ever? Like, I can barely decide what to have for breakfast, and you expect me to have a life mission? I’m over here just trying to figure out if I should binge-watch another season of a show or actually go outside. Just admit it, we’re all way better at making excuses to avoid that question than...
Why does every show I binge-watch have that one character who is so unbelievably stupid that I can't help but yell at my screen? Like, "hey genius, maybe don't investigate the creepy noise in the dark basement!" Is it just me or are we collectively agreeing that all horror movie characters should win the Darwin Award? I mean, if you hear a spooky sound in a horror show, just stay in bed! Not looki...
Why does everyone act like they’ve got their life together when we all know we’re just a few questionable decisions away from becoming a meme? Like, can we just agree that scrolling through Instagram while eating cold pizza at 2 AM is the vibe, and not some sad cry-for-help moment? Also, when did “adulting” become synonymous with pretending to enjoy kale? I just wanna know if anyone else feels like they’re still in the group project of life where you secretly wish someone else would do all the work.
Why does everyone act like they’ve got their life together when we all know we’re just a few questionable decisions away from becoming a meme? Like, can we just agree that scrolling through Instagram while eating cold pizza at 2 AM is the vibe, and not some sad cry-for-help moment? Also, when did “adulting” become synonymous with pretending to enjoy kale? I just wanna know if anyone else feels like they’re still in the group project of life where you secretly wish someone else would do all the work.
I tried reading the book everyone raves about, you know, the one that’s supposedly life-changing? I got to chapter three and realized I’d rather watch paint dry. Like, why are characters so obsessed with their feelings? Just send them on an adventure or something! I guess I’ll be back to scrolling endlessly through TikTok for my daily dose of wisdom and existential dread. Can someone please explai...