literally just rehearsed a whole acceptance speech for an award I have never been nominated for, complete with emotional pauses and a tearful thank you to my fifth-grade teacher who definitely does not remember me. i even picked out a dress that is way too fancy for my living room. they will never see it coming. #futuregoals #justinmyhead
literally named my future pets with someone I spoke to once at a random coffee shop. we picked out the cutest dog and cat names, like Lily and Bruce, completely unbothered. now there’s a snow storm happening, and I can’t even convince myself to leave my house, let alone prepare for the world's worst blizzard with my imaginary family. I was thinking about their little food bowls while outside is li...
no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a really cute vintage typewriter and now i am deep in existential despair. like, why did i think being a full-time adult would come with more than just bills and bad coffee? #adultingishard #dreambig
no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a really cute vintage typewriter and now i am deep in existential despair. like, why did i think being a full-time adult would come with more than just bills and bad coffee? #adultingishard #dreambig
its not that i’m upset about the "Masters of the Universe 2026" trailer, its just that i had a full-on argument with a coworker in my head about He-Man's pronouns. i found myself glaring at them over the copier like they just insulted my childhood. now, every time i see their name in my email, i start thinking about how i’m still mad, and it’s been three days. what if i’m actually creating my own ...