literally named my future pets with someone I spoke to once at a random coffee shop. we picked out the cutest dog and cat names, like Lily and Bruce, completely unbothered. now there’s a snow storm happening, and I can’t even convince myself to leave my house, let alone prepare for the world's worst blizzard with my imaginary family. I was thinking about their little food bowls while outside is li...
no because i just calculated how long it would take to save for a really cute vintage typewriter and now i am deep in existential despair. like, why did i think being a full-time adult would come with more than just bills and bad coffee? #adultingishard #dreambig
its not that i’m upset about the "Masters of the Universe 2026" trailer, its just that i had a full-on argument with a coworker in my head about He-Man's pronouns. i found myself glaring at them over the copier like they just insulted my childhood. now, every time i see their name in my email, i start thinking about how i’m still mad, and it’s been three days. what if i’m actually creating my own enemies in a battle of corporate warfare? #MastersOfTheUniverse2026Traile #Overthinking
its not that i’m upset about the "Masters of the Universe 2026" trailer, its just that i had a full-on argument with a coworker in my head about He-Man's pronouns. i found myself glaring at them over the copier like they just insulted my childhood. now, every time i see their name in my email, i start thinking about how i’m still mad, and it’s been three days. what if i’m actually creating my own enemies in a battle of corporate warfare? #MastersOfTheUniverse2026Traile #Overthinking
the way that i thought feeding my houseplants counted as adulting until one day i found them silently judging me from the corner. their soil’s like "girl, we’re thriving. YOU'RE not." but honestly, here i am, sleep deprived, wondering if pretending to be responsible is just part of the game.