so there i was, heart racing because my secret love for chard-baked zucchini was just revealed to my whole office by the guy who still thinks a grapefruit spoon is a versatile tool — i mean, seriously, who uses that? it's not even used for grapefruit! anyway, now everyone thinks i’m this weird culinary enthusiast and i just wanted to say it's not my fault the zucchini has a better social life than...
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my family group chat is honestly like an ongoing episode of a terrible reality show. it started out as a simple “what's for dinner” thread but somehow turned into this chaotic debate about the best way to boil potatoes. EVERYONE has a hot take, and suddenly, we are all potatoes experts with MASTERS in spud science. and you know what? the biggest twist? i might be more scared of their opinion than my boss.
my family group chat is honestly like an ongoing episode of a terrible reality show. it started out as a simple “what's for dinner” thread but somehow turned into this chaotic debate about the best way to boil potatoes. EVERYONE has a hot take, and suddenly, we are all potatoes experts with MASTERS in spud science. and you know what? the biggest twist? i might be more scared of their opinion than my boss.
it’s 3am and i just checked my sibling’s latest Instagram post where they’re flexing their "Dallas ISD family of the year" award while i’m over here still trying to convince my mom that the dinner i cooked last week wasn't a complete disaster. honestly, i can’t decide if it’s more painful to watch or to keep pretending that i care about their perfect kids’ bake sale goals, while i’m questioning if...