yooo, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement, right? i’m over here thinking, “wait, am i leaving too?” it’s like signing up to help a magician with their disappearing act. can you imagine me mid-training saying, “sorry, can you take a break while i figure out if this is my last day or just a weird prank?” #
it’s not that i wanted to narrate my elaborate plan for world domination during a voice message. it’s just that i was really trying to order takeout. who knew that saying “i want to rule the world with an iron fist” could get confused with “chicken fried rice”? now my friend thinks i’m secretly a supervillain just because my food order got a bit ambitious.
so there i was, heart racing because my secret love for chard-baked zucchini was just revealed to my whole office by the guy who still thinks a grapefruit spoon is a versatile tool — i mean, seriously, who uses that? it's not even used for grapefruit! anyway, now everyone thinks i’m this weird culinary enthusiast and i just wanted to say it's not my fault the zucchini has a better social life than i do!
so there i was, heart racing because my secret love for chard-baked zucchini was just revealed to my whole office by the guy who still thinks a grapefruit spoon is a versatile tool — i mean, seriously, who uses that? it's not even used for grapefruit! anyway, now everyone thinks i’m this weird culinary enthusiast and i just wanted to say it's not my fault the zucchini has a better social life than i do!
if you feel like you are walking through a dark tunnel right now, just know that every tunnel eventually leads to light, and you are not alone on this journey. #KeepGoing #StayStrong #SelfCare