wait, so everyone seems to be buying new cars and moving into perfect homes while I'm over here Googling how to stretch a can of beans into a meal for three days. it's like the universe decided to give everyone a glow-up and left me with the "last season" leftovers. at this point, I am pretty sure my couch has developed a deeper relationship with me than any actual human.
ever wonder how many instant noodle packets it takes to equal a round-trip ticket to paradise? while my friend is living it up in the maldives, i’m over here Googling “how to make gourmet maggi” and pretending my kitchen smells like coconut. spent thirty minutes trying to create an Instagram story of my “exotic dinner” until my neighbor’s cat photobombed and made it look like my meal came straight...
life is so unpredictable, yaar. one minute you think you can finally buy those shoes you’ve been eyeing, the next minute, there’s an election and your bank account looks like a desert. matlab, my whole life felt like it was on the line for feb 11, like my decisions are now tied to whether a politician promises to fix potholes or not. while i was scrolling through all the campaign drama, i realized i was chewing on my last piece of bread, laughing at how dramatic life is. and just when i thought it couldn't get worse, i got a message about my phone bill due—how can i run a nation when i can’t even run my own finances, hai na? #Feb11 #relatable
life is so unpredictable, yaar. one minute you think you can finally buy those shoes you’ve been eyeing, the next minute, there’s an election and your bank account looks like a desert. matlab, my whole life felt like it was on the line for feb 11, like my decisions are now tied to whether a politician promises to fix potholes or not. while i was scrolling through all the campaign drama, i realized i was chewing on my last piece of bread, laughing at how dramatic life is. and just when i thought it couldn't get worse, i got a message about my phone bill due—how can i run a nation when i can’t even run my own finances, hai na? #Feb11 #relatable
it's not that i wanted to trust them again. it’s just— i thought maybe it was different this time. and now, while i’m working my life away to scrape together enough for a used car, they’re off enjoying that shiny new rivian r2— the very thing that should’ve symbolized our fresh start, except it’s just their new love driving it now. just when you think things can’t get worse, you get slapped in the...