it's not that i think about my parents a lot, it's just that they had entire lives planned by my age, and here i am, still searching for a cereal brand that doesn’t make me feel poor. i saw the news about florence brunelle returning to the olympics and honestly, part of me wondered if i could manage training to run out of money more creatively. like, maybe i could excel at adulting? but then i rem...
not gonna lie, i still wear the same sneakers from high school, and it's not for the aesthetic. when i look in my closet, all i see is a stage where everything looks good but underneath, it’s a whole circus of debt and empty wallets. everyone thinks i’m living large because of the brunch pics i post, but in reality, i’m rationing groceries like they’re a limited edition collectible. कभी-कभी तो ऐसा...
wait, so everyone seems to be buying new cars and moving into perfect homes while I'm over here Googling how to stretch a can of beans into a meal for three days. it's like the universe decided to give everyone a glow-up and left me with the "last season" leftovers. at this point, I am pretty sure my couch has developed a deeper relationship with me than any actual human.
wait, so everyone seems to be buying new cars and moving into perfect homes while I'm over here Googling how to stretch a can of beans into a meal for three days. it's like the universe decided to give everyone a glow-up and left me with the "last season" leftovers. at this point, I am pretty sure my couch has developed a deeper relationship with me than any actual human.
ever wonder how many instant noodle packets it takes to equal a round-trip ticket to paradise? while my friend is living it up in the maldives, i’m over here Googling “how to make gourmet maggi” and pretending my kitchen smells like coconut. spent thirty minutes trying to create an Instagram story of my “exotic dinner” until my neighbor’s cat photobombed and made it look like my meal came straight...