i spent all week meticulously crafting my "ultimate bucket list" while standing in my closet, only to realize the only thing i actually wanted to do was buy a taco truck and call it "Taco ’Bout a Life Change." hashtag dreams vs reality #whoami
wait, you ever ghost someone because you just couldn’t find the energy to explain why you needed space? it’s like I looked at my phone, saw their message, and thought, “ugh, that’s too much.” then I got sucked into this deep dive about the melania trump documentary—I mean, it was supposed to be about her but really felt like a metaphor for how I avoided explaining myself, like, did she ever want t...
yooo, literally just got voluntold to work this weekend while my boss casually compares my dedication to this Stephon Castle hype. i mean, how am i supposed to break through the ranks when i’m stuck here slinging spreadsheets? my friends are texting me about the NBA draft like it matters while i’m counting the minutes until i can go home and sulk. can i get an emergency contract signed to escape this? #StephonCastle #HelpMe
yooo, literally just got voluntold to work this weekend while my boss casually compares my dedication to this Stephon Castle hype. i mean, how am i supposed to break through the ranks when i’m stuck here slinging spreadsheets? my friends are texting me about the NBA draft like it matters while i’m counting the minutes until i can go home and sulk. can i get an emergency contract signed to escape this? #StephonCastle #HelpMe
everyone is obsessing over stephon castle. meanwhile, i'm sitting here convinced that if i just manifest it hard enough, a random scout is going to burst into my office and offer me a pro contract. who cares about my Excel skills? i can definitely take a charge or two—now if only they noticed me dodging my boss every time we pass each other. watch out, world—I am practically an NBA star waiting to...