last night, i drafted an entire breakup text to a guy i haven’t even gone out with. why was i pouring my heart into saying goodbye when we never said hello? honestly, all this earthquake talk made me rethink my life choices. like, why does it take a literal shake to realize my dating life is quaking in its own way? i felt like a total fool. #EarthquakesToday #MyLifeIsAJoke
it’s day 14 of being trapped in the world of colorful vacuum cleaner advertisements. literally every commercial features a sleek model and a happy family, but mine is just casually discussing my ex like he’s a long-lost pet. they loved him more than my current vacuum, which is a pretty bold statement because honestly, this one picks up crumbs like it’s searching for gold. the other day, my dad loo...
last night, in a fit of late-night bravery, I messaged the group chat that I could totally be Jeremy Jordan’s love interest in that new musical. I thought it was just for my friend who is into theater. then I realized I sent it to the whole group, which includes my boss and that guy who always posts passive-aggressive memes about adulting. now I am deeply convinced that I will never find love or a job again, because WHO wants to hire someone who passionately thinks they belong on Broadway, especially when my audition includes singing in the shower for the third time this week—no one heard that, right? #JeremyJordan #LifeCrisis
last night, in a fit of late-night bravery, I messaged the group chat that I could totally be Jeremy Jordan’s love interest in that new musical. I thought it was just for my friend who is into theater. then I realized I sent it to the whole group, which includes my boss and that guy who always posts passive-aggressive memes about adulting. now I am deeply convinced that I will never find love or a job again, because WHO wants to hire someone who passionately thinks they belong on Broadway, especially when my audition includes singing in the shower for the third time this week—no one heard that, right? #JeremyJordan #LifeCrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening in your life right now, know that you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #Healing