General: 🎬💔 It’s been a tough year for Bollywood fans as we bid farewell to some iconic…

yooo, so I just got dumped and all I got was a cold "ok" back. like, am I the villain in my own sad romcom? meanwhile, I’m over here practicing my acceptance speech for 'best breakup monologue' like I'm gonna be starring in my own JANANAYAGAN movie, but they just gave me the script of a lifetime and left me hanging. should I submit my heartbreak to the film festival or just curl up and binge-watch...

the way that family found my social media, i feel like i’m about to be summoned for a reality show audition. like, no, i didn’t mean for you to see the posts about wanting to escape to the nearest haunted house and live there for the rest of my life. also, while we’re at it, how do i explain that my personal brand of joy heavily involves me pretending i can survive an apocalypse but struggling to ...

literally just got told that my cousin is thriving and has a fancy new job as a personal injury attorney. meanwhile, I spent the entire day deciding if leftover pizza qualifies as a full meal or just a snack. honestly, if my life gets any better, I might need to hire someone to write my biography. #PersonalInjuryAttorneys #LifeDecisions