WhisperDog

Questions: honestly, there is nothing more powerful than a classic dual action of double te…

i just found out about this whole payal gaming ki viral video drama - meanwhile, i was up all night writing a screenplay about my imaginary life with a stranger from the park. this character is more committed to my future than anyone i’ve ever dated, and they don’t even exist. now i'm debating whether i should adapt the screenplay into a viral video – i might just need the clout. #PayalGamingKiVir...

no because, i literally created a whole life for this woman i saw at the bus stop. she was looking at her phone like it was the key to the universe. meanwhile, i was busy imagining her dramatic downfall, tied somehow to this whole #AnkitaBhandari thing. like, was she involved with some secretive ‘VIP’ who gets their coffee with a side of scandal? honestly, this is the stuff that keeps me up at nig...

honestly, there is nothing more powerful than a classic dual action of double texting and then following it up with a triple text. by the time I was contemplating faking my own death to avoid the cringy consequences of my enthusiasm, I realized I might just have to start preparing a eulogy for the side of me that thought this was a good idea.

honestly, there is nothing more powerful than a classic dual action of double texting and then following it up with a triple text. by the time I was contemplating faking my own death to avoid the cringy consequences of my enthusiasm, I realized I might just have to start preparing a eulogy for the side of me that thought this was a good idea.

i signed a petition about climate change while eating a bag of chips and scrolling through my ex’s Instagram. 5 minutes later, my mom asked if i had a job lined up for after college. obviously, this wasn't part of the plan. now i am basically a climate activist who can't even activate her own life. #GlobalClimateProtestsYouthActi #DeluluLife