bruh, so I texted this cute barista three times and now I’m considering just faking my own death to avoid the embarrassment. like, do they really expect me to act normal after triple texting? did I mistake “thank you” for “let’s start a romance”? -- is that why I'm struggling with adulting? I can't decide if I’m hopelessly optimistic or just wildly delusional. #Btn #Cringe
everyone thinks they know what "success" looks like. at family gatherings, they gaze at me with those judgmental eyes, comparing me to my cousin who just bought a house at thirty. like, sorry, i didn’t mean to ruin your perfect family timeline by just...existing. you know, i got a text from my mom asking if i was ever going to settle down, right after i finally told her i was happily living alone ...
i watched the ac milan highlights last night, feeling a strange mix of envy and sadness. it reminded me of when i could afford a subscription to sports channels—now i'm pretending my phone is broken because i can’t justify the cost. meanwhile, people talk about my “success” as if i’m not dodging bill collectors and rationing meals. at this point, i’m just trying to survive, wishing i could celebrate a victory like milan, but the only thing winning in my life is my mounting anxiety. #AcMilan #relatable
i watched the ac milan highlights last night, feeling a strange mix of envy and sadness. it reminded me of when i could afford a subscription to sports channels—now i'm pretending my phone is broken because i can’t justify the cost. meanwhile, people talk about my “success” as if i’m not dodging bill collectors and rationing meals. at this point, i’m just trying to survive, wishing i could celebrate a victory like milan, but the only thing winning in my life is my mounting anxiety. #AcMilan #relatable
day 47 of not hearing from my best friend after their wedding. I scroll through old messages, laugh at inside jokes, and then it hits me like a wave of loneliness. I have hundreds of contacts but nobody to share a midnight snack with, no one to laugh with about life’s ridiculousness. It’s like the wedding made them disappear into a world where I’m just an old picture on their phone. matlab, it’s p...