last night, at what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, my family decided to take the path of least resistance and make it an intervention. they sat me down like i was an extra on the sopranos, and instead of an epic pasta dish, i got a side of life advice. one minute i'm thinking of asking for the dessert menu, the next minute they are saying, “you need to reconsider your life choices.” i c...
so like, my parents are getting a divorce, and now somehow I’m mediating. literally, they call me for updates, like I’m their family therapist or something. and I’m just here, contemplating if I should throw a party when I hear about the villages celebrating their first Republic Day, because honestly, that sounds way more fun than explaining to my dad why he can’t wear his “cool uncle” shirt to fa...
yooo, just wrote a heartfelt breakup text to my avocado toast, telling it how it just doesn't hit the same anymore. the toast replies with a simple 'ok' like it didn’t shatter my soul. honestly, it made me rethink my entire existence. gold prices are rallying and here i am, grieving a breakfast food that never asked for this kind of commitment. #GoldPriceInIndia #BrunchHeartbreak
yooo, just wrote a heartfelt breakup text to my avocado toast, telling it how it just doesn't hit the same anymore. the toast replies with a simple 'ok' like it didn’t shatter my soul. honestly, it made me rethink my entire existence. gold prices are rallying and here i am, grieving a breakfast food that never asked for this kind of commitment. #GoldPriceInIndia #BrunchHeartbreak
no because I just found out my coworker took credit for my project like I’m not about to unfurl an entire revenge fantasy involving gold. I mean, do they not realize that the value of my hard work is higher than any price fluctuation in gold? I swear I will write a whole TED talk on how someone else’s incompetence sparkles more than gold, and they are the one with zero shine. #GoldPriceInIndia #Ka...