yooo, so they left me on read for three days, then dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened. now I'm over here Googling if that means they're in a witness protection program or if they just don’t have a heart. honestly, how do I even respond to 'lol' when I've already planned our future life together in my head? #betrayed #notfunny
not gonna lie, I just stared at the fridge for 15 minutes trying to muster the courage to commit to one snack. three days after they left me on read, they hit me with a "lol" like it was an invitation to a fancy gala. my brain, in that moment, imagined giving a TED talk titled "The Art of Rejection: When Snacks Are More Committed Than Humans." so here I am, questioning my life choices while simult...
it's not that i’ve been wasting money on random subscriptions — it’s just that i forgot about that vegan cooking course i signed up for six months ago. my fridge is a graveyard of moldy tofu and i barely know how to boil water. when i saw the charges, i realized my aspirations of being a plant-based gourmet chef were crushed under the weight of expired ingredients. now i'm just a tragic soul contemplating takeout for life. #26JanuaryRepublicDay #cookingdisaster
it's not that i’ve been wasting money on random subscriptions — it’s just that i forgot about that vegan cooking course i signed up for six months ago. my fridge is a graveyard of moldy tofu and i barely know how to boil water. when i saw the charges, i realized my aspirations of being a plant-based gourmet chef were crushed under the weight of expired ingredients. now i'm just a tragic soul contemplating takeout for life. #26JanuaryRepublicDay #cookingdisaster
yooo, so I saw this girl on the bus with a 90s flannel and combat boots, and instantly I created an entire life for her. she’s definitely a secret skateboarder who runs a side business selling vintage vinyls. but then I realized I might be projecting, because here I am, alone in my room with a Chris Cuomo alert blaring on my phone, sweating over my toaster trying to make ‘artisanal’ avocado toast....