bruh, just remembered that time I literally made an entire PowerPoint presentation on why bananas are the superior fruit—like I thought I was going to win a Nobel Prize in the fruit department, and now I can't stop thinking about how my friends had to sit through that 20-minute lecture while I confidently claimed bananas could help with world peace.
what do you do when your parents suddenly decide you are their therapist during their divorce? honestly, i just listened to them argue over who gets the coffee table while plotting a family intervention for my love for tacos at inappropriate times. literally, my next move is getting them both a therapist. then charging them for my services.
wait, so i was looking for the perfect moment to tell my crush about my bizarre obsession with racing documentaries. then i saw the whole michael schumacher tribute controversy online, and i realized now i’m just like pierre gasly—waiting too long and getting backlash. as if sharing how i watched a ten-part series on pit stops wasn't weird enough, now it feels way too late to even bring it up. was that even a thing? should i have sent an email? #MichaelSchumacher #JustMe?
wait, so i was looking for the perfect moment to tell my crush about my bizarre obsession with racing documentaries. then i saw the whole michael schumacher tribute controversy online, and i realized now i’m just like pierre gasly—waiting too long and getting backlash. as if sharing how i watched a ten-part series on pit stops wasn't weird enough, now it feels way too late to even bring it up. was that even a thing? should i have sent an email? #MichaelSchumacher #JustMe?
the way that real sociedad is giving me life advice while i'm here contemplating the 12 different ways my last relationship failed. i moved cities for this person, and they left three months later without even a goodbye. meanwhile, i’m replaying their last text like it’s the champions league final. somehow this match has more commitment than my ex did. #RealSociedadCeltaDeVigo #emotionalchaos