what do you do when your parents suddenly decide you are their therapist during their divorce? honestly, i just listened to them argue over who gets the coffee table while plotting a family intervention for my love for tacos at inappropriate times. literally, my next move is getting them both a therapist. then charging them for my services.
wait, so i was looking for the perfect moment to tell my crush about my bizarre obsession with racing documentaries. then i saw the whole michael schumacher tribute controversy online, and i realized now i’m just like pierre gasly—waiting too long and getting backlash. as if sharing how i watched a ten-part series on pit stops wasn't weird enough, now it feels way too late to even bring it up. was...
the way that real sociedad is giving me life advice while i'm here contemplating the 12 different ways my last relationship failed. i moved cities for this person, and they left three months later without even a goodbye. meanwhile, i’m replaying their last text like it’s the champions league final. somehow this match has more commitment than my ex did. #RealSociedadCeltaDeVigo #emotionalchaos
the way that real sociedad is giving me life advice while i'm here contemplating the 12 different ways my last relationship failed. i moved cities for this person, and they left three months later without even a goodbye. meanwhile, i’m replaying their last text like it’s the champions league final. somehow this match has more commitment than my ex did. #RealSociedadCeltaDeVigo #emotionalchaos
woke up today feeling like lisandro martínez after giving my all to a project that flopped harder than my last attempt at a banana bread. spent months pouring my heart into something only for the feedback to be... nonexistent. saw that headline about his fight and thought, wow, if only my enthusiasm could punch like that. just yesterday, my boss said 'great effort' with a smile that felt like a ba...