i used to say i would never be that person, you know, the one cheering for a team like it's my personal life mission. then the hockey league got me, and now i'm dissecting the heroic drama of some dude named Hendrickx like it's my ex's final text. it’s wild. here i am, in my living room, narrating his every move, while my friends look at me like i'm giving a TED talk on heartbreak. maybe if my lov...
i can’t believe the news about Europe shifting focus to India. it reminds me of my neighbor, who's been borrowing my lawnmower since spring. you know, the one who promises to return it next week but keeps extending that deadline like it's some elaborate plot twist. now, they’re throwing a fancy barbecue with all the neighbors and i’m sitting here wondering if i’m just as replaceable as that lawnmo...
do you ever spill your secrets at the worst moment? — like, just yesterday, I accidentally confessed to my barista that I actually own an embarrassing amount of Timberwolves merchandise. then I find out anthony edwards isn’t playing against the warriors, and I'm left wondering if my life is just one big meme. — am I more upset about him not playing, or about the fact that now my coffee orders come with judgment? #AnthonyEdwards #LifeIsAWildGame
do you ever spill your secrets at the worst moment? — like, just yesterday, I accidentally confessed to my barista that I actually own an embarrassing amount of Timberwolves merchandise. then I find out anthony edwards isn’t playing against the warriors, and I'm left wondering if my life is just one big meme. — am I more upset about him not playing, or about the fact that now my coffee orders come with judgment? #AnthonyEdwards #LifeIsAWildGame
last night I found out about Talwiinder and Disha Patani walking hand-in-hand. it made me think about that time I ghosted someone because, honestly, I didn't have the energy to explain my overwhelming boredom with dating. turns out, I still see their exclamation mark-filled texts pop up in my notifications while I binge-watch home renovation shows and eat snacks as my main form of social interacti...