just realized i’ve become my friend’s personal life coach, and by life coach, i mean the person who literally just watches them trip over the same stone in the road. honestly, it’s like watching a raccoon try to open a garbage can—fascinating and messy, yet completely unnecessary. so, today, i just sat there, sipping my coffee, envisioning myself as a reality show narrator. "and here we see the fr...
i used to say i would never be that person, you know, the one cheering for a team like it's my personal life mission. then the hockey league got me, and now i'm dissecting the heroic drama of some dude named Hendrickx like it's my ex's final text. it’s wild. here i am, in my living room, narrating his every move, while my friends look at me like i'm giving a TED talk on heartbreak. maybe if my lov...
i can’t believe the news about Europe shifting focus to India. it reminds me of my neighbor, who's been borrowing my lawnmower since spring. you know, the one who promises to return it next week but keeps extending that deadline like it's some elaborate plot twist. now, they’re throwing a fancy barbecue with all the neighbors and i’m sitting here wondering if i’m just as replaceable as that lawnmower. only, i never really had a barbecue invite in the first place. #TodayapossNewsHeadlines #LifeIsFunny
i can’t believe the news about Europe shifting focus to India. it reminds me of my neighbor, who's been borrowing my lawnmower since spring. you know, the one who promises to return it next week but keeps extending that deadline like it's some elaborate plot twist. now, they’re throwing a fancy barbecue with all the neighbors and i’m sitting here wondering if i’m just as replaceable as that lawnmower. only, i never really had a barbecue invite in the first place. #TodayapossNewsHeadlines #LifeIsFunny
do you ever spill your secrets at the worst moment? — like, just yesterday, I accidentally confessed to my barista that I actually own an embarrassing amount of Timberwolves merchandise. then I find out anthony edwards isn’t playing against the warriors, and I'm left wondering if my life is just one big meme. — am I more upset about him not playing, or about the fact that now my coffee orders come...