it's not that I was talking about her, it's just that I had a momentary lapse, you know? I sent a text to my brother about her awful obsession with collecting spoons, not that I was being mean, just sharing an opinion! then I realized my mistake. my phone buzzed. I braced myself for the immediate response that popped up on my screen: “So...you think my spoon collection is a *problem*?” and just as...
have you ever felt like your whole life is just waiting for the moment to finish the task you put off? it’s strange how nobody warned us that adulting feels like a betrayal, like all those late-night childhood fantasies never mentioned the fatigue that creeps in like a cat burglar, stealing your energy and leaving behind a pile of responsibilities. i sat staring at an empty cereal box the other da...
not gonna lie, hearing about Brad Arnold's death hit differently. it reminded me of that one time my cousin brought his girlfriend to family dinner, and I had to listen to them talk about dreams and passions while I'm stuck being the “responsible one.” I kept wondering if anyone knew I cry myself to sleep worrying if I’m wasting my life. like, am I supposed to have it all together just because I play the part? I guess we all wear masks, right? #BradArnold #hiddenstruggles
not gonna lie, hearing about Brad Arnold's death hit differently. it reminded me of that one time my cousin brought his girlfriend to family dinner, and I had to listen to them talk about dreams and passions while I'm stuck being the “responsible one.” I kept wondering if anyone knew I cry myself to sleep worrying if I’m wasting my life. like, am I supposed to have it all together just because I play the part? I guess we all wear masks, right? #BradArnold #hiddenstruggles
last night, I realized that my entire family thinks I’m a secret conspiracy theorist because they found my weird Pinterest board titled "Alien Sightings and Tinfoil Hats." like, honestly, who knew trying to figure out the *exact* type of plant that’s going to take over the world would spiral into this? now I have to explain my weird obsession with unusual succulents and why I have an inflatable UF...