yooo, just saw that news about the Opportunity Card for Germany. as if working here isn’t exhausting enough—my entire family thinks I should move there. matlab samjho na, everyone is all about “Make it in Germany,” while I can’t even handle the pressure of “make it” at this job. the irony of chasing dreams abroad while I still have to pretend I’m happy at a nine-to-five that doesn’t even pay the b...
we're "like family" here, huh? that explains why we have the same toxic arguments and passive-aggressive potlucks. you know the kind – where someone brings that awful casserole no one wants but everyone pretends to enjoy. great to hear no raises this year, boss – I was just thinking how family gatherings are WAY more awkward when nobody can afford the dinner bill. it’s nice to know that all those ...
it's not that I was talking about her, it's just that I had a momentary lapse, you know? I sent a text to my brother about her awful obsession with collecting spoons, not that I was being mean, just sharing an opinion! then I realized my mistake. my phone buzzed. I braced myself for the immediate response that popped up on my screen: “So...you think my spoon collection is a *problem*?” and just as I was about to type “No, it’s a treasure,” I heard the front door creak open...
it's not that I was talking about her, it's just that I had a momentary lapse, you know? I sent a text to my brother about her awful obsession with collecting spoons, not that I was being mean, just sharing an opinion! then I realized my mistake. my phone buzzed. I braced myself for the immediate response that popped up on my screen: “So...you think my spoon collection is a *problem*?” and just as I was about to type “No, it’s a treasure,” I heard the front door creak open...
have you ever felt like your whole life is just waiting for the moment to finish the task you put off? it’s strange how nobody warned us that adulting feels like a betrayal, like all those late-night childhood fantasies never mentioned the fatigue that creeps in like a cat burglar, stealing your energy and leaving behind a pile of responsibilities. i sat staring at an empty cereal box the other da...